Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.
this is so awesome
so much yes
Omg
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
reblog everytime
cuties
D’aaaw :D
(Source: sandandglass)
Via Fraulein Fechter
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.
no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…
*Dying because all of this*
For all the women I follow because this is fucking awesome.
I still don’t understand why they take the original commentary and parasitically absorb it.
I don’t use them, but OH MY SWEET JESUS TITS, THAT WAS AMAZING
OH MY GOD I
I don’t use them either but THIS. IS. BRILLIANT.
*approves*
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)
Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that
the power of gay
THE POWER OF GAY
(Source: moonchild30)
Bleeding Angels. That just sounds emo.
I got Forsaken Angels.
I’m not a heavy metal person, but these are so fun :D
(Source: eatliver.com)
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you’ll never know, dear
how much i love you
please
don’t
take
my
sunshine
away
Goddammit! I’ve hated this song since I was a kid, now it’s in my head
(Source: marziiporn)
Nordic 5 Character Song preview for anyone who can’t play .ASX files
*fangirl sequel*
(Source: animate.tv)
Go big or go home
im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions
No, you did it right.
A true gourmet.
(Source: killself)
this makes me feel nauseous i’m going to cry
I AM KILLING MYSELF HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS MONSTER
I think it’s cute
As long as it’s not poisonous (bright colors in the wild = poison sometimes?), I’d say make friends with it.
no.
moths are my favorite bug. nobody trips on butterflies, do they? fuck all of you.
come on, it’s like a butterfly but cuddly and with better headwear
OH MY GOD THROW GASOLINE AND FIRE AT IT.
(Source: melancholic1)
This is your arrow of destiny. Reblog this and see what comes up next! This person/thing/saying will have something to do with your future.
My future is Tony Stark/Iron Man, apparently.
yes very good
bOO I’M A GHSOT
zubat omfg
((I only recently got more than 649 followers O_O. If only I had come across this a couple weeks ago….
….I wanna be a pokemon too…))
(Source: kosine)
